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Heaven and hell jokes - This 85 year old couple, having been
married almost 60
years, had died in a car crash. They had ...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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2 |
0 - St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What di...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
0 |
3 |
0 - A priest and a taxi driver both died
and went to heaven. St. Peter
was at the Pearly gates waiti...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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4 |
0 - A cat and a mouse died on the same
day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he ask...Read the whole joke |
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348 |
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5 |
0 - A religious man is on top of a roof
during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get...Read the whole joke |
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395 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Three college football coaches were
flying across the country when their airplane crashed and al...Read the whole joke |
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396 |
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7 |
0 - An accountant dies and
goes to
Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual
ques...Read the whole joke |
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410 |
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8 |
0 - In Heaven:
The cooks are
French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The love...Read the whole joke |
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388 |
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9 |
0 - A Director arrives below and is met by
Satan
who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a giga...Read the whole joke |
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399 |
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10 |
0 - Morty the producer dies and goes to
purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what...Read the whole joke |
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435 |
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11 |
0 - A doctor, an engineer, and a
fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how...Read the whole joke |
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683 |
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12 |
0 - Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to
heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell....Read the whole joke |
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687 |
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13 |
0 - A cattleman from West
Texas died &
went on to the Great
Beyond. As he approached the great gat...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
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14 |
0 - Jay:
Does the Bible say that if
you smoke you can't get to
heaven?
Ted: No, but the more you s...Read the whole joke |
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337 |
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15 |
0 - Why did the angel lose her job?
She had harp failure....Read the whole joke |
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317 |
0 |
16 |
0 - How do angels greet each other?
They say, Halo....Read the whole joke |
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316 |
0 |
17 |
0 - An angel in heaven was welcoming a new
arrival.
"How did you get here?" he asked.
And the new ...Read the whole joke |
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321 |
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18 |
0 - A famous professor of surgery
died
and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the
...Read the whole joke |
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354 |
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19 |
0 - St. Peter and Satan were having an
argument one day about
baseball. Satan proposed a game to be ...Read the whole joke |
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337 |
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20 |
0 - What do you call the queue of Software
Engineers standing outside Heaven ?
The Y2K deadline !...Read the whole joke |
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326 |
0 |
21 |
Horse jokes - Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He
was the last of his race!...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
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22 |
0 - Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He
told a tale of whoa!...Read the whole joke |
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355 |
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0 - Did you hear about the horse that has made a
dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does ...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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24 |
0 - Did you hear about
the horse with the
negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"...Read the whole joke |
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667 |
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25 |
0 - Did you hear about the Irishman who
couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
His fr...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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