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1 |
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters... - A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
342 |
0 |
2 |
A little town had a high birth rate that... - A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
375 |
0 |
3 |
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off? - How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary....Read the whole joke |
Situations |
303 |
0 |
4 |
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets... - Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
248 |
0 |
5 |
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman... - Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
365 |
0 |
6 |
A man let out a humongous burp... - A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
310 |
0 |
7 |
Two guys are out hunting deer... - Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "A...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
219 |
0 |
8 |
My name is Brown - A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich an...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
612 |
0 |
9 |
Three calamities - Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and th...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
146 |
0 |
10 |
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward... - Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
662 |
0 |
11 |
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly... - An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her b...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
292 |
0 |
12 |
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman... - A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
284 |
0 |
13 |
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique... - The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artific...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
227 |
0 |
14 |
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night... - A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2365 |
0 |
15 |
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and... - Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door. She opene...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
685 |
0 |
16 |
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend... - Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Do...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
217 |
0 |
17 |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided... - The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
605 |
0 |
18 |
Fluffy died - This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
323 |
0 |
19 |
A department store had to call off its special... - A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2075 |
0 |
20 |
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves... - A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
260 |
0 |
21 |
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking... - A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
265 |
0 |
22 |
A wild party - Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his j...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
308 |
0 |
23 |
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
244 |
0 |
24 |
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country... - Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked severa...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
225 |
0 |
25 |
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2196 |
0 |