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Marriage jokes - Both of my marriages have been
disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.mar...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Q:
What do you call two spiders who just
got married?
A: Newlywebs....Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
3 |
0 - John: "I'm a man of few words."
Bill:
"I'm married, too."...Read the whole joke |
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206 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He
didn't have to hear about all the men she could have marr...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
0 |
5 |
0 - The groom, upon his engagement, went to his
father and said, "I've
found a woman just like moth...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
0 |
6 |
0 - The wedding was over, and the reception
was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great tim...Read the whole joke |
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589 |
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7 |
0 - Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says
that this is our last
notice. Isn't it wonderful t...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
8 |
0 - "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian
told his best friend
Mike.
"Why not add some intr...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
9 |
0 - A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the
artist, "Paint me with diamond earrin...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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10 |
0 - My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that
if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I ...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
11 |
0 - QUESTION: What is
honeymoon? ANSWER: That
brief span of time between, "I do" and
"You'd better...Read the whole joke |
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600 |
0 |
12 |
0 - QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six
days?
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
13 |
0 - QUESTION: Do you know what
is honeymoon?
ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and
d...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Two ladies were hanging out together and one
was depressed.
"What's wrong?"
The depressed one r...Read the whole joke |
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359 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Marriage is nature's way of preventing
people from fighting with strangers....Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
16 |
0 - When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he
couldn't sleep.
"She took the bed!"...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
17 |
Men jokes - Men are like copiers.
You need them for
reproduction, but that's about it....Read the whole joke |
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668 |
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18 |
0 - Men are like
lava lamps.
Fun to look
at, but not very bright....Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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0 - Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot
of money, they don't generate much interest....Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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20 |
0 - Men are
like high heels.
They're easy
to walk on once you get the hang of it....Read the whole joke |
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304 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Men are like
curling irons.
They're
always hot, and they're always in your hair....Read the whole joke |
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653 |
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22 |
0 - Men are like mini skirts.
If you're not
careful, they'll creep up your legs....Read the whole joke |
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372 |
0 |
23 |
0 - How many men
does it take to open a beer?
- None. It should be opened by the time she brings...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Why is a
Laundromat a really bad place to pick
up a woman?
- Because a woman who can't affor...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A husband was trying to prove to his wife
that
women talk more than men.
He showed her a stu...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |