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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
So what\\\'s in a name anyway! - Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
439 |
0 |
2 |
Kid divorces his parents. - There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, "do ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
3 |
PMS and the Bible? - One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
4 |
Learn your ABC's - Mom Style! - A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B - BATHRO...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
5 |
Really cute one. - A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
6 |
Have you ever seen a Ghost? - A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
318 |
0 |
7 |
Where's my heart? - Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
8 |
Help me...I'm hooked! - Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
9 |
Research paper excuses! - A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be tur...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
10 |
Signs for "every" job! - In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
11 |
Kewl Job Application! - Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's availab...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
12 |
Some cute want-ads! - The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
13 |
36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck! - 36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck...1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"2. "Duct tape ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
56 |
0 |
14 |
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM... - Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash, card and receipt5...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
15 |
Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw! - Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
16 |
Talk like an adult! - The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
384 |
0 |
17 |
Late For Work - Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0 |
18 |
Birth Control Pills At 72? - Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
19 |
Why Are Some Hairs White? - Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
20 |
English to Chinese Translation! - ENGLISH PHRASE----------------------CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?--------Hu Yu Ha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
21 |
Some of life's truisms. - Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
22 |
The Vet/Taxidermist - There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
23 |
Old & New concerns. - Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
391 |
0 |
24 |
Cockroach at the door. - A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
25 |
But how do I know... - Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."Tech Support:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |