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Category |
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Dance jokes - Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (par...Read the whole joke |
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1364 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Q. What do you call a one legged
linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)...Read the whole joke |
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1351 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
Breakfast?
A. Ihop...Read the whole joke |
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1386 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I
dreamed I was with twelve of the most...Read the whole joke |
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1435 |
0 |
5 |
Dead and dying jokes - A woman goes into the local newspaper
office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased ...Read the whole joke |
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474 |
0 |
6 |
0 - A Packer fan was enjoying himself at
the game in a packed Lambeau Field,
until he noticed an em...Read the whole joke |
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415 |
0 |
7 |
0 - A woman goes into a funeral home to make
arrangements
for her
husband's funeral. She tells the ...Read the whole joke |
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408 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
and children were
gathered
around him. Suddenly the arom...Read the whole joke |
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483 |
1.5 |
9 |
0 - What's the difference between a very
old, shaggy Yeti and a dead
bee?
One's a seedy beast and ...Read the whole joke |
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388 |
0 |
10 |
Dentist jokes - A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help m...Read the whole joke |
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403 |
2.5 |
11 |
0 - A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow te...Read the whole joke |
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742 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patie...Read the whole joke |
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386 |
0 |
13 |
0 - "I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm s...Read the whole joke |
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391 |
0 |
14 |
0 - A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don...Read the whole joke |
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365 |
0 |
15 |
Dinosaur jokes - Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extin...Read the whole joke |
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727 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!...Read the whole joke |
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390 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a
pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!...Read the whole joke |
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692 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
down?
A: Barney in an elevator....Read the whole joke |
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312 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw
the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!...Read the whole joke |
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684 |
0 |
20 |
Dirty jokes - An old man approaches the window of a cinema with
a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tick...Read the whole joke |
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352 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.
The
first Marine asked the second Marine, "If t...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
22 |
0 - The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
With considerable
bravery, the GI ran directly o...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
0 |
23 |
0 - What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you
have to turn around....Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
24 |
0 - What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're
masturbating and your hand falls asleep....Read the whole joke |
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584 |
0 |
25 |
Divorce jokes - A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds...Read the whole joke |
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590 |
0 |