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Bird jokes - What did the scornful owl say?
Twit twoo....Read the whole joke |
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366 |
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0 - Two owls were playing pool.
One said, "Two
hits."
The other replied, "Two hits to who?"...Read the whole joke |
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336 |
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3 |
0 - What do you get if you cross
a giant, hairy
monster with a penguin?
I don't know but it's a ve...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
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4 |
0 - Why did a man's
pet vulture not make a sound
for five years?
It was stuffed....Read the whole joke |
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354 |
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5 |
0 - Teacher: What's a robin?
Fred: A bird that
steals, ma'am....Read the whole joke |
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371 |
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6 |
0 - What do you call a vulture with no
beak?
A head banger....Read the whole joke |
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380 |
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7 |
0 - Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if
they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels,...Read the whole joke |
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671 |
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8 |
0 - Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to
take ballet lessons?
"He wanted to be a hentertaine...Read the whole joke |
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356 |
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9 |
0 - What kind of doctor does a duck
visit?
A
Ducktor....Read the whole joke |
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332 |
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10 |
0 - Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and
Christmas???
You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."...Read the whole joke |
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347 |
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11 |
0 - Why did the chicken cross
the road in
Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done....Read the whole joke |
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350 |
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12 |
0 - How many ducks would there be,
if you saw two
ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two...Read the whole joke |
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634 |
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13 |
0 - A couple of pigeons made a
date to meet on
the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. Th...Read the whole joke |
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321 |
0 |
14 |
0 - "Look at that speed!"
said one hawk to
another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their
hea...Read the whole joke |
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367 |
0 |
15 |
Birthday jokes - Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
birthday
. . .the bad news is that I don't get the...Read the whole joke |
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340 |
0 |
16 |
0 - The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found a total
stranger standing on the doorstep. ...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
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0 - Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry: No. Why?
Fred:...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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0 - Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke |
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0 - I'd like to say
something nice about you
as it's your birthday.
Why don't you?
Because I can...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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20 |
0 - A kindly old lady came across a little boy
sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's ...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
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21 |
0 - What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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0 - When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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0 - Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
day as his
father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle ...Read the whole joke |
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215 |
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0 - Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be s...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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0 - How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old will you be on your next birthday? ...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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