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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Raggedy Anne
- Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face say...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
631 |
0 |
| 2 |
And you thing you have it bad!
- There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
| 3 |
A trip to Pittsburg.
- There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg. Behind the ticke...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
653 |
0 |
| 4 |
Blind Golf?
- A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 5 |
Numbers
- Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 6 |
Empty upstairs!
- The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to fall out....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 7 |
Drive-In
- Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in movie???They went to see "Close...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 8 |
How!
- Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feathe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 9 |
Tough Mice
- There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot of tequilla, slams the glas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
| 10 |
Gas stations..
- Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
485 |
0 |
| 11 |
Ribbet!
- What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
| 12 |
What a health plan!
- Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given the guided tour by a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
| 13 |
The worm hole!
- A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
| 14 |
In the closet.
- A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
| 15 |
New dinosaur found!
- Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
| 16 |
Dirty old man
- This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said "What ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
| 17 |
Get Rich Quick
- A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded to find herself a rich...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
| 18 |
A Present for Little Johnny!
- Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
779 |
0 |
| 19 |
Snow White and her Prince
- What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints wou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
| 20 |
Do You Know what Im doing?
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 21 |
Condom Buying
- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
| 22 |
A Room for a Night
- Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable res...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |
| 23 |
Yet another blonde joke...
- How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
361 |
0 |
| 24 |
Blond and Brunette
- A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man gets on. So then the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
| 25 |
Opinions
- Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in a re...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
