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Burger jokes - Why do
burgers laugh when you surround them
with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test
their meattle!...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
stage?
They give meaty performances - especially if they are...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Why do hamburgers feel sad at
barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!...Read the whole joke |
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1495 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Why do hamburgers make good
baseball
players?
They're great at the plate!...Read the whole joke |
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793 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won't talk no matter how you grill them!...Read the whole joke |
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622 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurs...Read the whole joke |
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574 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Why is President Carter important to
Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseba...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Why was the burger thrown out of the
Army?
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Why were the burgers in the
refrigerator
embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!...Read the whole joke |
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1219 |
0 |
11 |
Bus jokes - What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash....Read the whole joke |
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1353 |
0 |
12 |
0 - What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Why couldn't
the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint....Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, y...Read the whole joke |
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785 |
0 |
15 |
0 - What's the
difference between a bus driver
and a cold?
A bus driver knows the stops, and a col...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
16 |
0 - A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming l...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
18 |
0 - How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under a bus....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of cou...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
20 |
0 - As the bus came to the stop, the man
at the
front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in ...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
21 |
0 - When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
22 |
0 - A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There's no room,'...Read the whole joke |
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592 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing....Read the whole joke |
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636 |
0 |
24 |
0 - What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
head?
Dead....Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Conductor: No.
Passenger: But it says London on the fro...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
0 |