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Aviation jokes - Southwest Airlines makes humor a high
priority. Here are some
actual humorous statements by ai...Read the whole joke |
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2 |
0 - Delta Airlines recently
introduced a
special half-fare rate for wives
accompanying their husba...Read the whole joke |
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3 |
0 - An airline stewardess was giving the standard
safety briefing to the
passengers. She had just ...Read the whole joke |
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309 |
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4 |
0 - At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters
all of ticket
agents were
doing their best to poli...Read the whole joke |
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5 |
0 - A mother and her son were
flying
"Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to
Chicago. The son (who had ...Read the whole joke |
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6 |
0 - Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson
Mandela are in an airplane with
20 kids. The airplane...Read the whole joke |
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346 |
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7 |
0 - An airplane was losing altitude
over the
Rocky Mountains. The pilot over
the intercom said that...Read the whole joke |
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326 |
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8 |
0 - There were three guys in an
airplane. One
guy dropped
a rock, another dropped a brick, and the ...Read the whole joke |
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9 |
0 - No flight ever leaves on time unless you are
running
late and need the
delay to make the flight...Read the whole joke |
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10 |
0 - One day at a busy
airport, the passengers
on a commercial
airliner are seated, waiting for the ...Read the whole joke |
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11 |
0 - A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, t...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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12 |
0 - An award should go to the United Airlines gate
agent in
Denver for being smart and funny, and ma...Read the whole joke |
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13 |
0 - A man named Mr. Smith was
flying from San
Francisco to LA.
Unexpectedly the plane stopped in S...Read the whole joke |
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14 |
0 - Fred and his wife Edna went to the state
fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd ...Read the whole joke |
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15 |
0 - An airline pilot wrote that on this
particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway r...Read the whole joke |
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676 |
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16 |
0 - A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool
on the aviation frequencies.
This was his firs...Read the whole joke |
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17 |
0 - A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to
the airline counter, she presented ...Read the whole joke |
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18 |
0 - Brendan had spent a week
visiting his
family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old
...Read the whole joke |
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19 |
0 - Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the
other day, a
passenger noticed that the "Fasten Sea...Read the whole joke |
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20 |
0 - An airline pilot was scheduled to take a
flight from New York to Los
Angeles. The weather was to...Read the whole joke |
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21 |
0 - Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this
announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen...Read the whole joke |
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22 |
0 - The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
were often short-tempered. They not only expected yo...Read the whole joke |
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23 |
0 - From a
Southwest Airlines employee: "There
may be 50 ways to leave your
lover, but there are o...Read the whole joke |
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24 |
0 - Pilot says:
"Folks, we have reached our
cruising altitude now, so I am going to
switch the sea...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
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25 |
0 - United
Airlines FA: "Ladies and
Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our
Captain has...Read the whole joke |
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340 |
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