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Bus jokes - Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming l...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under a bus....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of cou...Read the whole joke |
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0 - As the bus came to the stop, the man
at the
front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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0 - A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There's no room,'...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing....Read the whole joke |
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8 |
0 - What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
head?
Dead....Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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0 - Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Conductor: No.
Passenger: But it says London on the fro...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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0 - Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only...Read the whole joke |
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313 |
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0 - Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
didn't
hurt yourself?
Yes - I was trying to get ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No, ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What have I got in
my hands?
A double
decker bus!
You looked!...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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0 - Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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0 - Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn't there'll be a very big splash....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not, on my salary!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - 'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
driver
before he closed the door.
'No,' called a lady, '...Read the whole joke |
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340 |
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0 - Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know.
Janet: I'm ...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
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0 - Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
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0 - Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke |
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221 |
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0 - What is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops th...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
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0 - What "bus" crossed
the ocean?
Columbus....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
his head
?
The deceased !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo...Read the whole joke |
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