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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Driving home very drunk - |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
306 |
0 |
2 |
I get so drunk that I imagine things - |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
321 |
0 |
3 |
The Beer Prayer - |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
674 |
0 |
4 |
I'm trying to prove a point - |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to q...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
417 |
0 |
5 |
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past - |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2784 |
0 |
6 |
There is a monkey in the bar - |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
636 |
0 |
7 |
Top ten signs that you are too drunk - |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
320 |
0 |
8 |
A drunk orders himself a beer - |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
5206 |
3.9375 |
9 |
Who keeps saying those things? - |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
319 |
0 |
10 |
Someone stole things from me - |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
336 |
0 |
11 |
I think I'll try a nicer approach - |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, a...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
335 |
0 |
12 |
Bad luck finding a place to hide - |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
311 |
0 |
13 |
I know you were drunk yesterday - |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
379 |
0 |
14 |
My girlfriend is out in the car - |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
280 |
0 |
15 |
I bet I can bite both of my eyes - |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
675 |
0 |
16 |
I only ordered a double - |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
337 |
0 |
17 |
This tells me that I must be drunk - |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
649 |
0 |
18 |
Two men walked into a bar - |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
295 |
0 |
19 |
Some yogurt visits a local bar - |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
339 |
0 |
20 |
Some very common traits in two drunks - |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of c...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
344 |
0 |
21 |
The number twelve goes to a bar - |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
340 |
0 |
22 |
I Want to Buy That - |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk lo...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
335 |
0 |
23 |
Are You Really Sure? - |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
49634 |
0.45234297216 |
24 |
Blonde Car Accident - |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
309 |
0 |
25 |
Rowing Your Boat - |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
303 |
2.5 |