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Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other... - Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
297 |
0 |
2 |
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? - What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
255 |
0 |
3 |
What do you call a dog with no legs? - What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
295 |
0 |
4 |
What does a lion call a antelope? - What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
362 |
0 |
5 |
Dog washing - A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
355 |
0 |
6 |
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie... - Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
699 |
0 |
7 |
What do you call a sleeping bull? - What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
275 |
0 |
8 |
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? - What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
289 |
0 |
9 |
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots... - A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2133 |
0 |
10 |
What do you get if you sleep under a cow? - What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
314 |
0 |
11 |
What does an elephant keep up its trunk? - What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
295 |
0 |
12 |
I've never understood why women love cats... - I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
349 |
0 |
13 |
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs? - What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
287 |
0 |
14 |
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through... - There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
299 |
0 |
15 |
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? - Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
325 |
0 |
16 |
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? - Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tre...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
195 |
0 |
17 |
Why does an elephant have four feet? - Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
166 |
0 |
18 |
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito... - What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
153 |
0 |
19 |
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? - What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
182 |
0 |
20 |
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel? - What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
252 |
0 |
21 |
Perfect customer - A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
326 |
0 |
22 |
A Second Opinion - A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
345 |
0 |
23 |
This is what should happen to ALL CATS! - This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add th...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
287 |
0 |
24 |
The Insensitive Gorilla - A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorill...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
336 |
0 |
25 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
159 |
0 |