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what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and... - Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty cro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
2 |
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Neither did he....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
3 |
What is blue and sings alone? - What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
4 |
Dumb intercourse - "Information. Can I help you?""I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.""One moment, pleas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
5 |
Dumb Intercourse II - "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Ce...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
6 |
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? - Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
7 |
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter... - A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
243 |
0 |
8 |
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
9 |
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? - Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
10 |
What is the definition of Agony? - What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
11 |
Why do farts smell? - Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
12 |
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? - Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
13 |
What is It? - What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. M...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
14 |
A lady was in a hardware store looking at... - A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
15 |
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? - What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
16 |
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
115 |
0 |
17 |
Why cannot Frankenstein have children? - Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
18 |
Why cannot Santa have children? - Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
19 |
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing? - Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
20 |
How can you identify an blind pirate? - How can you identify an blind pirate?He's the one with patches over both eyes....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
111 |
0 |
21 |
With all the recent talk of cloning... - With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy west...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
22 |
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one... - A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
23 |
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away... - Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
24 |
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
25 |
What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" - What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |