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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? - Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
2 |
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman? - What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
3 |
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common? - Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
108 |
0 |
4 |
What did the egg say to the boiling water? - What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
5 |
An artist asked the gallery owner... - An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
6 |
Cheap widow - A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
7 |
A man moves into a nudist colony... - A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a curre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
8 |
What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and... - Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
9 |
How do you tell two KKK members apart? - How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother.......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
107 |
0 |
10 |
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? - Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
11 |
What would Princess Diana be doing right... - Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
12 |
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy... - What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
13 |
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer... - A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
577 |
0 |
14 |
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? - What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
15 |
Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? - Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
16 |
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven... - A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
17 |
There were these three morticians talking about... - There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
18 |
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? - Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
19 |
What's brown and sticky? - What's brown and sticky?A stick....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
319 |
0.5 |
20 |
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues... - A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he en...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
335 |
0 |
21 |
Silence - Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise di...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
404 |
0 |
22 |
Voodoo - Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
23 |
What is your date of birth? - Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
24 |
On Jeopardy - On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicate...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
25 |
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box? - What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |