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Dentist jokes - Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
monster
and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she
complain...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be painless, but he wasn't.
Teacher: Did he hurt you?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh
ab...Read the whole joke |
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0 - As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing b...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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0 - Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of dentures in a dentist's
window?
Because it was...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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0 - Who has
the most dangerous job in
Transylvania?
Dracula's dentist....Read the whole joke |
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0 - I'm suffering from bad breath
You should
do something about it!
I did.
I just sent my wife to...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
painless.
Patient: I'm not....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the
gold
and silver in my mouth?
Dentist: Don't smile i...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Patient: Hey, that tooth
you pulled
wasn't the one I wanted pulled.
Dentist: Relax, I'm coming ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Father: Don't you feel better now
that
you've gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure do. He wasn't in....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were fall...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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0 - I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted
yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dent...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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0 - At what time do most people go to the
dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30)....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did the dentist say to the
golfer?
"You have a hole in one. "...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he
always looks down in the mouth....Read the whole joke |
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242 |
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0 - Why do dentists like
potatoes?
Because
they are so filling....Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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0 - What is a drill team?
A group of dentists
who work together....Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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0 - Why do people dislike going to
the
dentist?
Because he is boring....Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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0 - What is a dentist's office?
A filling
station....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call the Scottish dentist
?
Phil McCavity !...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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0 - What do you call a dentist in the army ?
A
drill sergeant !...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
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0 - What time is it when you have to go to the
dentist ?
Tooth Hurty !...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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0 - Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
garden?...
A month later he was picking his teeth...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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