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Dirty jokes - What is the difference
between a drug pusher
and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash her crack ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the condom
cross the
road?
Because it was pissed off....Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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0 - What does KFC and a woman have in
common?
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
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4 |
0 - What did the egg say to the boiling
water?
"It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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5 |
0 - What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
batteries in backwards?
He keeps coming and coming ...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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6 |
0 - How did Dairy Queen get
pregnant?
Burger
King didn't cover his Whopper....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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7 |
0 - What's organic dental floss?
Pubic hair!...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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8 |
0 - What's long, hard, and has semen in it?
A
submarine!...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
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9 |
0 - What's so bad about being a dick?
Your
closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master cove...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
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10 |
0 - What are
the two greatest lies?
"The
check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your ...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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11 |
0 - What's the difference between a penis and a
bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!...Read the whole joke |
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12 |
0 - Why are electric trains like a
mother's
breasts?
They were both designed for the kids, but it's...Read the whole joke |
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211 |
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13 |
0 - What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"I
don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"...Read the whole joke |
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217 |
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14 |
0 - What did Adam say to Eve?
Stand back, I
don't know how big this thing gets!...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
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15 |
0 - What did the
hurricane say to the coconut
tree?
Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Jo...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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16 |
0 - Why do men
masturbate?
It's sex with
someone they love....Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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17 |
0 - Why were men given larger brains
than
dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail part...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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18 |
0 - How many
men does it take to put the toilet
seat down?
Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet....Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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19 |
0 - How do you know you're leading a sad
life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends....Read the whole joke |
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603 |
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20 |
0 - Are birth
control pills deductible?
Only
if they don't work....Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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21 |
0 - What did one saggy boob say to the other
saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people ...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
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22 |
0 - Why don't bunnies make noise when they make
love?
Because they have cotton balls....Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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0 - What do you get when you cross an Owl
and a
Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night....Read the whole joke |
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576 |
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24 |
0 - A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
and were going to visit the nude beaches while th...Read the whole joke |
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571 |
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25 |
0 - One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's
little girl entered his house, woke him up and sai...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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