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Dead and dying jokes - Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door!
Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you
...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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2 |
0 - What kind of ghosts haunt operating
theatres?
Surgical spirits....Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
3 |
0 - How do you make a Venetian
blind?
Poke him in the eye...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
4 |
0 - My brother's a professional boxer.
Heavyweight ?
No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to d...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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5 |
0 - A monster and a zombie went into a
funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of min...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
0 |
6 |
0 - If a woman is born in Italy, grows up
in
England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is...Read the whole joke |
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631 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
fresh blood that I
nearly died."
Vampire 2: "How awful...Read the whole joke |
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577 |
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8 |
0 - I've been e-mailing William
Shakespeare.
William Shakespeare's dead, silly.
No wonder he hasn't ...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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9 |
0 - What is the last thing you eat before
you die?
You bite the dust....Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
10 |
0 - What did the little kid do with the
dead
battery?
He buried it....Read the whole joke |
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283 |
0 |
11 |
0 - What is posthumous work ?
Something
written by someone after they are dead !...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Why did the cowboy
die with his
boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicke...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
0 |
13 |
0 - When a knight in armour was killed in
battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?
Rust in pea...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Why was George Washington buried at
Mount Vernon ?
Because he was dead !...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
0 |
15 |
0 - What are you doing?
I'm trying to
call Washington!
Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!...Read the whole joke |
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637 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
!
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !...Read the whole joke |
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631 |
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17 |
0 - Q: What is the
definition of
Death?
A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly....Read the whole joke |
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632 |
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18 |
0 - Three weeks after her wedding
day,
Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
19 |
0 - There was a great loss today in the
entertainment world. The
man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
20 |
0 - A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the stre...Read the whole joke |
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607 |
0 |
21 |
0 - "Do you
believe in life after
death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir," the ne...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
0 |
22 |
0 - A chap went up to the counter in the
library
and said, "Have you got any books about committing ...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Teacher: What can you tell me about the
Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !...Read the whole joke |
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318 |
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24 |
0 - A man is fibbing
away about how
great things are in his country. Finally, he starts
describing...Read the whole joke |
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1071 |
0 |
25 |
0 - An English guy was very ill and his son
went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father ...Read the whole joke |
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587 |
0 |