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Category |
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Why do men name their penises? - Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person w...Read the whole joke |
Men |
154 |
0 |
2 |
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen? - If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
251 |
0 |
3 |
What do men dream of? - Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being st...Read the whole joke |
Men |
270 |
0 |
4 |
Why do men name their penis? - Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
149 |
0 |
5 |
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping... - What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold...Read the whole joke |
Men |
290 |
0 |
6 |
How are husbands like lawn mowers? - How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the...Read the whole joke |
Men |
240 |
0 |
7 |
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? - What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke |
Men |
671 |
0 |
8 |
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? - Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end...Read the whole joke |
Men |
177 |
0 |
9 |
How does a man keep his youth? - Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds....Read the whole joke |
Men |
201 |
0 |
10 |
What does a man and a floor have in common? - Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk a...Read the whole joke |
Men |
257 |
0 |
11 |
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? - What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline....Read the whole joke |
Men |
191 |
0 |
12 |
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? - What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company....Read the whole joke |
Men |
211 |
0 |
13 |
What's the ultimate rejection? - Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....Read the whole joke |
Men |
237 |
0 |
14 |
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off... - Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
290 |
0 |
15 |
Why is urine yellow and sperm white? - Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going....Read the whole joke |
Men |
161 |
0 |
16 |
Why are men like blenders? - Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why....Read the whole joke |
Men |
160 |
0 |
17 |
What is a macho man? - What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was f...Read the whole joke |
Men |
315 |
0 |
18 |
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? - What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off....Read the whole joke |
Men |
195 |
0 |
19 |
How are men like UFOs? - How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r...Read the whole joke |
Men |
296 |
0 |
20 |
If men had PMS, what would happen? - If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cram...Read the whole joke |
Men |
188 |
0 |
21 |
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? - Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital....Read the whole joke |
Men |
137 |
0 |
22 |
Which of the following lines will do a better job... - Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call...Read the whole joke |
Men |
194 |
0 |
23 |
Three men and a baby - "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
307 |
0 |
24 |
What do you do if your bank account stops working? - What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house....Read the whole joke |
Men |
264 |
0 |
25 |
Why do men take showers instead of baths? - Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting....Read the whole joke |
Men |
197 |
0 |