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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Bragging about old times - |Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
330 |
0 |
2 |
My men are very brave - |General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
355 |
0 |
3 |
Speaking with the general - |It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.A Gener...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
333 |
0 |
4 |
Reward these soldiers for their work - |A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Cr...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
698 |
0 |
5 |
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend - |The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engag...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
769 |
2.5 |
6 |
Landing at a hidden military base - |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
785 |
0 |
7 |
Lease nuclear weapons - |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CN...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
382 |
0 |
8 |
New weapon Chicken Gun - |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
368 |
0 |
9 |
Commanding the dumb - |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
264 |
0 |
10 |
Give chocolate pudding - |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First sold...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
316 |
0 |
11 |
Indian chief's signal - |An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He exami...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
410 |
0 |
12 |
Marines and the police - |The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
260 |
0 |
13 |
Army needs new recruits - |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
2040 |
0 |
14 |
Give us new missiles - |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
715 |
0 |
15 |
Daddy is going to war - |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
680 |
0 |
16 |
Trouble sleeping - |The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
279 |
0 |
17 |
Low self-esteem - |A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.H...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
251 |
0 |
18 |
Loud, mad, or sad - |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
279 |
0 |
19 |
Historic Custer battle - |The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leadin...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
244 |
0 |
20 |
Piloting your plane - |An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls a...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
260 |
0 |
21 |
Misunderstanding terms - |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
268 |
0 |
22 |
His military etiquette - |Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
248 |
0 |
23 |
Strange new battles - |Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a r...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
273 |
0 |
24 |
Soldier stands guard - |A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unles...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
291 |
0 |
25 |
Finish overseas tour - |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opport...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
599 |
0 |