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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Politically Correct Santa - |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
289 |
0 |
2 |
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . . - |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
617 |
0 |
3 |
A Martha Stewart Christmas - |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
3137 |
0.5 |
4 |
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
646 |
0 |
5 |
Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer - |1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad....Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
265 |
0 |
6 |
Did Santa Give You That Present? - |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
294 |
0 |
7 |
Enter the Pearly Gates - |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
701 |
0 |
8 |
Lost X Files Christmas episode - |Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.M...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
292 |
0 |
9 |
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus - |1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could st...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
642 |
0 |
10 |
A parent's night before Christmas - |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2877 |
0 |
11 |
Ten things to say about gifts you don't like - |10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
318 |
0 |
12 |
Some Musical Christmas Advice - |Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
644 |
0 |
13 |
The first reindeer seen in a bar - |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the b...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
306 |
0 |
14 |
The strange Christmas scene - |In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone i...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
620 |
0 |
15 |
The night before Christmas for an attorney - |Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, qui...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
334 |
0 |
16 |
Christmas downsizing - |Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
278 |
0 |
17 |
'Twas the Night before Finals - |T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
168 |
0 |
18 |
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman - |1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
344 |
0 |
19 |
The twelve days after Christmas - |The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd b...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
265 |
0 |
20 |
Revised Christmas days - |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
651 |
0 |
21 |
Addicted to the Web - |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2697 |
0 |
22 |
An Internet Christmas - |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2720 |
0 |
23 |
Your father is drunk - |To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You bette...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
986 |
0 |
24 |
Twelve Days of Fast Food - |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
297 |
0 |
25 |
Twelve days Microsoft - |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
756 |
0 |