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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Pantsy Golfer - Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
303 |
0 |
2 |
Mental Health Hotline! - Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
3 |
The chicken. - Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
4 |
A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo! - What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
5 |
Caught napping...try this one! - Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head up r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
122 |
0 |
6 |
Remove my curse! - An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the la...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
7 |
Warning: Ignore the parrot! - On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
613 |
0 |
8 |
So what is your name? - The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
9 |
When God created Canada! - On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
10 |
Protestant to Catholic conversion. - A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him into...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
11 |
Little Johnny and the experiment. - A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
12 |
Bill Gates at the pearly gates! - Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God... "Well, Bi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
13 |
Meet Roy the drunk! - Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats him...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
14 |
True...so very, very true! - A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants it. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
15 |
This old man! - A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.The first wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
16 |
The new merger name game! - Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -Hal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
17 |
Clintons Wish! - Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
18 |
Church announcement bloopers! - 15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don't let worry kill you- let the church help...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
19 |
What a bonehead! - Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qual...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
20 |
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :) - One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
117 |
0 |
21 |
Pronounce it please! - Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arg...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
22 |
The locked up car keys...yee-haa! - A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas st...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
23 |
Not a good comparison! - A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who was a minister, if they coul...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
0 |
24 |
Sleeping like a baby. - While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small inv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
25 |
The perfect couple. - Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |