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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
45 or 82? - Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
79 |
0 |
2 |
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche... - Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
299 |
0 |
3 |
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? - What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
208 |
0 |
4 |
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... - A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2289 |
1.5 |
5 |
How are lawyers like sperm? - How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
292 |
0 |
6 |
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his... - For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
310 |
0 |
7 |
An airliner was having engine trouble... - An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1961 |
0 |
8 |
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? - What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberm...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
252 |
0 |
9 |
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... - At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to chan...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1957 |
0 |
10 |
A guy walks into a post office... - A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2219 |
0 |
11 |
An old man was critically ill... - An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2012 |
0 |
12 |
A man walks into a friend and sees... - A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2034 |
0 |
13 |
What did the lawyer name his daughter? - What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
246 |
0 |
14 |
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... - A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2020 |
0 |
15 |
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra? - What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
961 |
0 |
16 |
That was an insult - A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped ac...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
326 |
0 |
17 |
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? - What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
257 |
0 |
18 |
Did you kill the victim? - Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalt...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
391 |
0 |
19 |
A tough case was being argued in court... - A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2911 |
0 |
20 |
Being under oath - "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
227 |
0 |
21 |
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa... - The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the r...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1201 |
0 |
22 |
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... - An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1948 |
2 |
23 |
Best advice possible - Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
281 |
0 |
24 |
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller... - In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
291 |
0 |
25 |
The way he died - A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
847 |
0 |