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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Ice Hole - There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
2 |
To jump or not to jump - A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
3 |
Safe Blonde - has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
355 |
0 |
4 |
Pedestrians And Catholics - The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
5 |
Parachute - Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
326 |
0 |
6 |
Out of Paper! - Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
7 |
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire! - Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
8 |
One Eye - Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
9 |
Obituaries - Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
388 |
0 |
10 |
Noticing a blonde - Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans: Nothing. Do they exist?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
11 |
More Blonde Q and A's - Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
12 |
Mileage - A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
13 |
Medicine Cabinet - Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
14 |
Marry a blonde - What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
15 |
M and M's are too smart! - Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
669 |
0 |
16 |
Lover's Lane - At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 1...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
17 |
Lotto - A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost. Next week she prayed to god aga...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
18 |
Light Bulb 5 - How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
19 |
Light Bulb 4 - How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? "You can change those things?!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
20 |
Light Bulb 3 - Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with the hammer....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
21 |
Library Fast food - A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
22 |
Lesbian - A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
23 |
Leather jacket - What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
24 |
Lawnmower - How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
315 |
0 |
25 |
Laugh twice - Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno. How? Me: Tell her the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
326 |
0 |