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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Write on the bottom of shoes - |Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
355 |
0 |
2 |
Cheap plastic rings - |A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters the room, we "have been ta...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
412 |
0 |
3 |
I'll just call my lawyer about this - |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
725 |
0 |
4 |
A secret pregnant lover - |At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant te...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
3250 |
2.5 |
5 |
One way ticket across the country - |A groom's friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding, and as often happ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
819 |
0 |
6 |
Return your keys - |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy. Befo...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
397 |
0 |
7 |
Variation of return your keys - |Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
350 |
0 |
8 |
Do you already have a child? - |During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
338 |
0 |
9 |
Cigarette problems - |At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be f...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
702 |
0 |
10 |
some practical jokes - |BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons in the ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
335 |
0 |
11 |
I deserve to be married - |For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant "ex-girlfriend" appear at the service, in...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
407 |
0 |
12 |
Who has the ring? - |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
341 |
0 |
13 |
Laughing gas in balloons - |At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing ga...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
364 |
0 |
14 |
A kid's view on marriage - |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her bac...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2375 |
0.375 |
15 |
Getting revenge with marriage - |Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to hi...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
278 |
0 |
16 |
Marriage studies findings - |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
640 |
0 |
17 |
What will the neighbors think? - |Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to w...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
297 |
0 |
18 |
How have times changed? - |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have bee...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
244 |
0 |
19 |
Going crazy with confusion - |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
574 |
0 |
20 |
A very desperate marriage - |A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years a...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2696 |
0 |
21 |
What is the most damaging food? - |A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
228 |
0 |
22 |
A staged wedding to bust dealers - |As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter"...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2656 |
0 |
23 |
I just needed to use your car - |After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
597 |
0 |
24 |
Too much speeding - |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
249 |
0 |
25 |
The guide to wife translations - |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
261 |
0 |