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Bosses versus workers - |When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do i...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
659 |
0 |
2 |
Looks bad on resume cover letters - |1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
725 |
0 |
3 |
The copy machine handout - |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answere...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
691 |
0 |
4 |
The Procrastinator's creed - |1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
304 |
0 |
5 |
Reasons to leave work - |1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel......Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
288 |
0 |
6 |
Reasons to stay at work all night - |1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrys...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
300 |
0 |
7 |
Keeping a high profile in an office - |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you'r...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
324 |
0 |
8 |
Why did he fire you? - |Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"Replied ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
277 |
0 |
9 |
Japanese management lecture - |Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their wa...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
302 |
0 |
10 |
Those who don't know - |The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
241 |
0 |
11 |
Who is doing the work around here? - |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 millio...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
234 |
0 |
12 |
The requirements of this job - |Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
321 |
0 |
13 |
A tight travel budget - |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All Emplo...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
3027 |
2.5 |
14 |
The ten ifs of employment - |1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
260 |
0 |
15 |
Repairing the phone - |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly in...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
279 |
0 |
16 |
How you made money - |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
287 |
0 |
17 |
Telemarketers go away - |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for b...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
367 |
0 |
18 |
Nerds versus jocks - |An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make o...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
323 |
0 |
19 |
New element was found - |Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently disco...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
308 |
0 |
20 |
Equation of earnings - |The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a ri...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
317 |
0 |
21 |
Lost in a balloon - |Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind unexpectedly picks u...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
296 |
0 |
22 |
Main Vice President - |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept brag...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
334 |
0 |
23 |
Fake two dollar bill - |On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
302 |
0 |
24 |
Paying in advance - |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
306 |
0 |
25 |
Bad Japanese economy - |According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anythi...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
321 |
0 |