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Marriage jokes
- There were three guys in a bar. Two are
talking
about the amount of control they have over their...Read the whole joke |
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- We have a young married couple in the
neighborhood who are truly
inseparable. Last week, it too...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
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- But let's get real here guys, I mean who
exactly are we kidding
? A
husband controls his wife i...Read the whole joke |
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- A recent study showed that the average
husband
only actually speaks to
his wife about thirty-se...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
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- You know the
honeymoon is pretty much
over when you start to go out with the boys on
Wednesday...Read the whole joke |
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571 |
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- A henpecked husband was advised by a
psychiatrist to assert
himself. "You don't have to let you...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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- I've got trouble with the wife again - she
came into the bar
looking for me and I asked for he...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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- Not that my wife's the
jealous type or
anything, but one day at work, I had taken this
temp wh...Read the whole joke |
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- A jealous husband hires a private detective
to check up
on his wife. The husband tells the
det...Read the whole joke |
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- This man was sitting quietly reading his
paper one
morning, peacefully
enjoying himself,
when ...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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- An old man and woman were married for
years even though
they hated each other. When they had a...Read the whole joke |
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194 |
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- A bum asks a man for $2.
The man asked,
"Will you buy booze?"
The bum said, "No."
The man asked...Read the whole joke |
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- A wife was
berating her husband. He
motioned for her to quiet
down saying, "Don't unleash the ...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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- "You and your husband
don't seem to have
an awful lot in
common," said the new tenant's neighbo...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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- A man brings his
wife a glass of water
and two aspirins. She
looks surprised and says, I don't ...Read the whole joke |
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- Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away
darling?"
Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you i...Read the whole joke |
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- Two men are having an awfully slow round
of
golf because the two ladies in front of them
managed...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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- A man calls his
family
doctor:
man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she wa...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
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- A man comes home and
hears hard breathing
female noises from
inside the aprtment, walks inside ...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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- Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for
men who
are married.
Every month the centerfol...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
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- After she woke
up, a woman told her
husband, "I just dreamed
that you gave me a pearl necklace ...Read the whole joke |
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578 |
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- A guy is dating three women and can't decide
which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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- An Illinois man who left the snow-filled
streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife ...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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- If your wife comes out of the kitchen to
whine at you,
what have you usually done wrong?
Ma...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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0
- The sailor came home from a secret two year
mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. ...Read the whole joke |
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