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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The funeral! - One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down the street, followed by ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
2 |
Doing Laundry - Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however, the laundry alway...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
3 |
Bungee Jumping - Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
4 |
Your Momma\'s So Fat.. - Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
5 |
Princess Di and Mother Theresa - You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
113 |
0 |
6 |
Remember when..... - Remember when........A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window was s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
7 |
Stupid Elephant Jokes - How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
8 |
Baby Birds - You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not bring babys?Swallow...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
702 |
0 |
9 |
A Blonde In Flight School - A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were current...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3003 |
0 |
10 |
Tea Time - Something to ponder... Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
11 |
Italian, Black, and a Jew - Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Italian, one ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
12 |
It all adds up! - The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
13 |
A question of time - Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
691 |
0 |
14 |
Tomato - Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
15 |
The Dream - Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He'd been going with Jane for a few months, when h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
16 |
A Fire Truck - One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
795 |
0 |
17 |
Shooting Blanks - I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don't k...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
18 |
Lovely gift - A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been da...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
19 |
Erudite Limerick - I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I inva...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
20 |
Knights of Columbus and Shriners - What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,al...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
21 |
Women Jokes - Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q - T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
22 |
Husband\'s Excuse - The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his coll...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
23 |
Ford Jokes - 90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home! (you know, Fords - Fix or Repair Dai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
24 |
Trip to San Francisco - Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians go...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
25 |
I dont want a ride! - A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |