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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What you do best! - This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
2 |
Thermometers - Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
3 |
Oh boy! - The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
4 |
The nursing home. - One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
5 |
Whale of a Story. - A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
6 |
Casket Talk - What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
7 |
Happy Birthday...yech! - Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
8 |
The New Priest - A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
9 |
What's the difference... - Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
10 |
Gems of Wisdom - The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
326 |
0 |
11 |
Alot Alike - Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
12 |
God being a man. - Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
13 |
Difference - Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
14 |
Mamma's got back - Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
15 |
Ventriliquist - This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
681 |
0 |
16 |
The farmer's wife. - So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, "If these could give milk, w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
17 |
What's the diff... - Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
18 |
Me Tarzan! - Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
19 |
3 kids - Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
77 |
0 |
20 |
Yo mamma's so stupid... - Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
21 |
Make up your mind. - This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
22 |
Hello - Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
23 |
Best Pickup Lines I've Used - The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.Let's name your legs. T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
24 |
Lost Chapter In GENESIS.... - Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong wit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
25 |
Two Quickies. - Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |