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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Cat's Prayer - Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
2 |
The Difference is...... - What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his pay...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
3 |
The eleventh commandment - We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just fo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
4 |
Newest game at the whitehouse - What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
5 |
Your Momma is so ugly - Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
6 |
More Your Mommas - Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
7 |
Cat Heaven - One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
8 |
Dog with one eye - Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
9 |
"You've Got Mail" - A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
10 |
The Life Of The Party - The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
11 |
List of Funny Insults! - If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
12 |
The cause of arthritis... - A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
13 |
Meet the Schitt Family! - Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
14 |
The talking Cuckoo clock. - Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
15 |
6 inches - What is 6 inches long.....Has a big head....Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
100 |
0 |
16 |
Wee Jordy - One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,while walking through the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
17 |
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles. - A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
18 |
Putting it in. - A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
19 |
Nun on a date - What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
20 |
Smarter - This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
21 |
Pierced ears for pirates - How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
22 |
BB's - There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
356 |
0 |
23 |
7 Shots of Vodka! - Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
77 |
0 |
24 |
St Peter and the Three Nuns - Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter wasthere with them. St. Peter ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
25 |
Elmo - What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |