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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward... - Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
666 |
0 |
2 |
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly... - An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her b...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
293 |
0 |
3 |
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman... - A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
285 |
0 |
4 |
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique... - The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artific...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
229 |
0 |
5 |
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night... - A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2369 |
0 |
6 |
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and... - Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door. She opene...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
689 |
0 |
7 |
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend... - Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Do...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
218 |
0 |
8 |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided... - The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
608 |
0 |
9 |
Fluffy died - This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
324 |
0 |
10 |
A department store had to call off its special... - A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2079 |
0 |
11 |
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves... - A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
261 |
0 |
12 |
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking... - A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
266 |
0 |
13 |
A wild party - Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his j...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
310 |
0 |
14 |
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
245 |
0 |
15 |
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country... - Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked severa...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
227 |
0 |
16 |
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated... - A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2205 |
0 |
17 |
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to... - The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
228 |
0 |
18 |
Over the counter - A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy count...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
290 |
0 |
19 |
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs... - A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the per...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
236 |
0 |
20 |
A fortune teller - A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2489 |
0 |
21 |
Card games - A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
279 |
0 |
22 |
Ass-corked - Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
351 |
0 |
23 |
A girl and an elephant - Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2146 |
0 |
24 |
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors... - Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Call...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
188 |
0 |
25 |
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses... - Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
241 |
0 |