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Humor jokes - What is the difference
between a English
actuary and a Sicilian actuary?
An English actuary c...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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2 |
0 - Did you hear
about the fire in the rednecks
library? Both the books got burned, and one
hadn't...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
0 |
3 |
0 - How do you cook vegatables in the
microwave
? Take them out their wheelchair....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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4 |
0 - What's blue and sings alone? - Dan
Ackroyd....Read the whole joke |
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211 |
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5 |
0 - Why did the janitor take early retirement?
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay....Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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6 |
0 - What kind of hair do
oceans have?
...Wavy hair....Read the whole joke |
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233 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
grandma's
bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snak...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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8 |
0 - My mother-in-law has got
so many double
chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of
panc...Read the whole joke |
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626 |
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9 |
0 - Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they
need the dough...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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10 |
0 - After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were
discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen...Read the whole joke |
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303 |
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11 |
0 - Did you hear
about the ghoul's favorite
hotel? It had running rot and mould in every
room....Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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12 |
0 - What happened to the wizard who ran away with
the circus?
The police made him bring it back again...Read the whole joke |
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613 |
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13 |
0 - A magician was employed by a
Shipping Line
to entertain the passengers during cruises. The capta...Read the whole joke |
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636 |
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14 |
0 - A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last
night and stole a thousand pints of blood.
Poli...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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15 |
0 - At the scene of a bank raid
the police
officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He go...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
0 |
16 |
0 - When Fred was applying for
a credit card,
the manager of the credit card company asked him if he...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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17 |
0 - Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open
an account with this
sort of money. They're wooden ...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
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18 |
0 - What's the
best way to increase the size of
your bank balance? Look at it through a
magnifying...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
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19 |
0 - A man went in to the bank and asked to see the
man who arranged the loans.
'I'm sorry, sir,'...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Dad, did you manage to
fix my toy? No, it's
not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape
s...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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21 |
0 - What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
I'm wringing wet....Read the whole joke |
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617 |
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22 |
0 - Did you hear about the man who jumped in the
Hudson River?
He committed sewercide....Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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23 |
0 - It was so hot when we went on holiday last
year that we had to take turns sitting in each other'...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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24 |
0 - Clown: Why are you wearing such a large
shirt?
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top....Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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25 |
0 - Q: How many Mafia
hitmen does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to screw it in, on...Read the whole joke |
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625 |
0 |