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A gentler way - At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke |
War |
2312 |
0 |
2 |
Two men were boasting to each other... - Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke |
War |
278 |
0 |
3 |
British Military Officer Fitness Reports - British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)....Read the whole joke |
War |
616 |
0 |
4 |
During the Vietnam war... - During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...Read the whole joke |
War |
281 |
0 |
5 |
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands... - There's a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving ...Read the whole joke |
War |
278 |
0 |
6 |
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss... - A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash...Read the whole joke |
War |
2297 |
0 |
7 |
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON - MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Centr...Read the whole joke |
War |
626 |
0 |
8 |
From one of Tom Clancy books... - From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (...Read the whole joke |
War |
250 |
0 |
9 |
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral... - A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The a...Read the whole joke |
War |
2317 |
0 |
10 |
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field... - The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1S...Read the whole joke |
War |
299 |
0 |
11 |
A good idea - Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy...Read the whole joke |
War |
2250 |
0 |
12 |
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment... - The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers ju...Read the whole joke |
War |
647 |
0 |
13 |
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down... - During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc...Read the whole joke |
War |
315 |
0 |
14 |
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable... - Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he tu...Read the whole joke |
War |
288 |
0 |
15 |
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks... - The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master ...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
16 |
Following some duty overseas, the officers... - Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance ...Read the whole joke |
War |
295 |
0 |
17 |
The new Ensign was assigned to subs... - The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy. He was trying ...Read the whole joke |
War |
253 |
0 |
18 |
During an Army war game... - During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menloung...Read the whole joke |
War |
279 |
0 |
19 |
A dog for a wife - It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General...Read the whole joke |
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2580 |
0 |
20 |
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many... - The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retire...Read the whole joke |
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359 |
0 |
21 |
During the World War II... - During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading tow...Read the whole joke |
War |
303 |
0 |
22 |
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers... - A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training...Read the whole joke |
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2299 |
0 |
23 |
Red shirt - Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded...Read the whole joke |
War |
294 |
0 |
24 |
What time is it? - On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side ...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
0 |
25 |
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap? - Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up....Read the whole joke |
War |
235 |
0 |