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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Following the sign - Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke |
Children |
282 |
0 |
2 |
Quick and clear - A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks...Read the whole joke |
Children |
336 |
0 |
3 |
Mom, can little girls have babies? - Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said...Read the whole joke |
Children |
281 |
0 |
4 |
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate... - At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke |
Children |
261 |
0 |
5 |
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom... - Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke |
Children |
262 |
0 |
6 |
Count till fifty - The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the bla...Read the whole joke |
Children |
360 |
0 |
7 |
A little boy did not go to school one day... - A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2150 |
2 |
8 |
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks... - Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
334 |
0 |
9 |
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked... - A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2154 |
0 |
10 |
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid... - Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...Read the whole joke |
Children |
405 |
0 |
11 |
A little period - The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2424 |
0 |
12 |
One of my first evenings back from overseas... - One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the li...Read the whole joke |
Children |
243 |
0 |
13 |
Fun fun fun worry worry worry - A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
876 |
2.5 |
14 |
Wear your collar backwards - Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you...Read the whole joke |
Children |
432 |
0 |
15 |
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night... - Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke |
Children |
296 |
0 |
16 |
From Us... - The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke |
Children |
889 |
2.5 |
17 |
Bitter end - Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke |
Children |
366 |
0 |
18 |
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden... - Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke |
Children |
270 |
0 |
19 |
Beautiful -- in a sentence - The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
298 |
0 |
20 |
A small boy is sent to bed by his father... - A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can y...Read the whole joke |
Children |
593 |
0 |
21 |
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl... - Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question....Read the whole joke |
Children |
349 |
0 |
22 |
Get married - Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
699 |
0 |
23 |
Their true intention - One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last wee...Read the whole joke |
Children |
279 |
0 |
24 |
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest... - A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2489 |
2.5 |
25 |
Missed the word - "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word...Read the whole joke |
Children |
394 |
0 |