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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Who handles cases? - |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
351 |
0 |
2 |
Tell the whole truth - |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'`...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
220 |
0 |
3 |
Get away with murder - |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"He...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
268 |
0 |
4 |
Seashore with family - |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
270 |
0 |
5 |
Newest horror movie - |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
235 |
0 |
6 |
Short legal laughs - |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
262 |
0 |
7 |
Give him an orange - |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
262 |
0 |
8 |
Offer legal advice - |Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
316 |
0 |
9 |
Helping a criminal - |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
293 |
0 |
10 |
Big ethical dilemma - |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
278 |
0 |
11 |
A cold winter night - |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
99725 |
0 |
12 |
Drinking too much - |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes la...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
268 |
0 |
13 |
Who would steal? - |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I h...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
207 |
0 |
14 |
Light bulb lawyers - |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
603 |
0 |
15 |
Stupid attorneys - |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the n...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
271 |
0 |
16 |
Fight to win a case - |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accus...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
248 |
0 |
17 |
Introduce lawyers - |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the oppositio...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
224 |
0 |
18 |
Lawyers on a jury - |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
624 |
0 |
19 |
Unfit words to hear - |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous stat...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
630 |
0 |
20 |
Talk to the judge - |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed t...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
612 |
0 |
21 |
History of lawyers - |Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was no...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
260 |
0 |
22 |
Keep that a secret - |After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Car...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
238 |
0 |
23 |
Halls of Justice - |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
455 |
0 |
24 |
You're a lawyer if - |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
441 |
0 |
25 |
Demise of a partner - |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
445 |
0 |