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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Paralyzing Disease - What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
373 |
0 |
2 |
Cross With A Blonde - Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some things even...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
3 |
Signs - Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, "We stand in front of our work."Sign on a muffler s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
4 |
Innuendo - Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
280 |
0 |
5 |
Bermuda Triangle - Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of seme...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |
6 |
Touch-typists - Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt'n peckers....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
7 |
More Fun - A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
8 |
Pig Under Her Arm - Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Shepasses a person who asks, "Where...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
9 |
God's Son - A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who sai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
10 |
Locked Car - Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
11 |
Ventriloquist and the Indian - A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll hav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
391 |
0 |
12 |
Deer Tracks - Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer track...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
13 |
Tire Tread Marks - Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
14 |
President Gorbachev - Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
15 |
Me and My Boss - When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
280 |
0 |
16 |
Long and Hard - Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
2 |
17 |
Learn To Iron - Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blond...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
18 |
You might be a Redneck JEDI if... - You might be a Redneck Jedi if...===========================================* You ever heard the phr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
19 |
Grandpa is fine. - A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
20 |
Wooden Airfield - An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
21 |
Restroom Sign - On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
22 |
Sun Went - Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0.5 |
23 |
Upset With Driver's License - Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
259 |
0.5 |
24 |
Measure Intelligence - Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
0 |
25 |
Typewriter To Doctor - Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |