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Category |
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Elephants VI - How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
291 |
0 |
2 |
Elephants VII - What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it......Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
260 |
0 |
3 |
Elephants VIII - What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
276 |
0 |
4 |
Elephants IX - Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephan...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
661 |
0 |
5 |
How to Catch a White Elephant - How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
323 |
0 |
6 |
The best book on elephants - The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British sub...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
637 |
0 |
7 |
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes - Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
232 |
0 |
8 |
A miserable rooster - A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
260 |
0 |
9 |
A horse and a rabbit - A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2865 |
0 |
10 |
A dog walks into a butcher shop... - A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2412 |
0 |
11 |
Punishment that fits the crime - Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
244 |
0 |
12 |
Pray hard - A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem. I have two female ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
298 |
0 |
13 |
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck... - A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he lo...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
262 |
0 |
14 |
A little girl was out with her Grandmother... - A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2431 |
0 |
15 |
German Shepard on Golf Course - German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
313 |
0 |
16 |
Footless Parrot - Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
604 |
0 |
17 |
A dangerous job - This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2613 |
0 |
18 |
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS - THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
655 |
0 |
19 |
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle... - There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no re...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
327 |
0 |
20 |
A robber was robbing a house... - A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
575 |
0 |
21 |
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking... - Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a s...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
265 |
0 |
22 |
A blind man is standing at the corner... - A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2220 |
1.5 |
23 |
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement... - One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
310 |
0 |
24 |
Wife comes home to find the old man... - Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
161 |
0 |
25 |
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar... - A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
239 |
0 |