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Aviation jokes - From a
Southwest Airlines employee: "There
may be 50 ways to leave your
lover, but there are o...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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2 |
0 - Pilot says:
"Folks, we have reached our
cruising altitude now, so I am going to
switch the sea...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
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3 |
0 - United
Airlines FA: "Ladies and
Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our
Captain has...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
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4 |
0 - From the pilot during his welcome message:
"We are pleased to have some of the best flight atten...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
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5 |
0 - Another flight
Attendant's comment on a
less than perfect landing: "We ask you to
please remai...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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6 |
0 - An
airline pilot wrote that on this
particular flight he had hammered his
ship into the runway...Read the whole joke |
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303 |
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7 |
0 - After a real crusher of a landing in
Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gen...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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8 |
0 - Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival
announcement: "We'd like to
thank you folks for flying with...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
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9 |
0 - Overheard on an American Airlines flight into
Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
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10 |
0 - It was mealtime on a small airline and the
flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like...Read the whole joke |
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681 |
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11 |
0 - An airplane pilot dies at the controls.
He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arriv...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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12 |
0 - How does the captain know the aircraft is
safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot s...Read the whole joke |
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336 |
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13 |
0 - After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
re...Read the whole joke |
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0 - As the airliner was preparing to land in
Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noti...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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0 - While cruising at 40,000
feet, the
airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.
"G...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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0 - An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
About an
hour into the flight, the pilot announced, ...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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0 - Taxiing down the tarmac,
the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
landing at an airport
they had never been to before...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A young guy in a two-engine fighter was
flying
escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance,...Read the whole joke |
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20 |
0 - "Flight 1234, for noise
abatement turn
right 45 degrees.."
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 1234...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A man telephoned an airline office in New
York
and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Bosto...Read the whole joke |
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329 |
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0 - A man walks up to the
counter at the
airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent.
"I want a rou...Read the whole joke |
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24 |
0 - How many pilots does it take to change a
light
bulb?
None, it is done by the automatic pilot....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Pilot: Tower, please call me
a fuel
truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck....Read the whole joke |
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