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Bed jokes - Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey, bug-eyed monsters
playing tiddley winks ...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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0 - Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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3 |
0 - The
hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered
bed and board, but it was
impossible to say whi...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
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4 |
0 - A little
boy came downstairs crying late one
night.
"What's wrong?" asked his mother.
"Do pe...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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5 |
0 - Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
"I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"Bu...Read the whole joke |
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572 |
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6 |
0 - When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
he couldn't
sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed....Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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7 |
0 - Why did the composer spend all his time in
bed?
He wrote sheet music....Read the whole joke |
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230 |
0 |
8 |
0 - I don't think my Mom knows much about
children.
Why do you say that? Because she always puts m...Read the whole joke |
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202 |
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9 |
0 - I was once in a play called
Breakfast In Bed.
Did you have a big role?
No, just toast and mar...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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0 - Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?
Sh...Read the whole joke |
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573 |
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0 - What is the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on?
Cot-on-wool....Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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12 |
0 - You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's
not
good for you to go to bed on a full stomach...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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0 - I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able t...Read the whole joke |
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208 |
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14 |
0 - Three boys were sharing
the same bed on
holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided ...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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15 |
0 - How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long
in it....Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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0 - I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
afraid you'll have to make your own bed.
Oh, that's ...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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0 - A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her
house after
dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the nei...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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0 - Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log....Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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0 - Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed
won't come to them....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
No,
because it hasn't been made up yet....Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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0 - Why did the bed spread?
Because it saw the
pillow slip....Read the whole joke |
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212 |
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0 - Mother: Did you make your bed today?
Daughter:
Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy on...Read the whole joke |
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209 |
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0 - Why
does your brother wear a life jacket in
bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did your sister keep running
around her
bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her s...Read the whole joke |
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574 |
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25 |
0 - Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
She
wanted to see how long she slept....Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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