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Title |
Category |
Hits |
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1 |
Confession - The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
250 |
0 |
2 |
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh... - Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, l...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
276 |
0 |
3 |
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items... - A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of c...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2007 |
0 |
4 |
This fellow comes to confession... - This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."The priest asked, "W...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
229 |
0 |
5 |
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided... - This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arrivin...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
191 |
0 |
6 |
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market... - Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
143 |
0 |
7 |
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness... - What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Some...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
628 |
0 |
8 |
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning... - The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
225 |
0 |
9 |
Is there a God? - Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
220 |
0 |
10 |
What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
240 |
0 |
11 |
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man... - Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sis...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
183 |
0 |
12 |
What language do the Vatican Police speak? - What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
248 |
0 |
13 |
A minister was asked by a politician... - A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2355 |
0 |
14 |
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf... - One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured,...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
557 |
0 |
15 |
The three truths in life - There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do no...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
245 |
0 |
16 |
What do you call a man that marries another man? - What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
211 |
0 |
17 |
How can I believe in God when just last week... - "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
252 |
0 |
18 |
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy... - Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to presen...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
626 |
0 |
19 |
At the first session of a conversion class... - At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do b...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
262 |
0 |
20 |
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch... - Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city chur...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
262 |
0 |
21 |
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices... - Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a l...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
250 |
0 |
22 |
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher... - The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
549 |
0 |
23 |
The girl knelt in the confessional and said... - The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
278 |
0 |
24 |
Noah And Today's Ark - Noah And Today's ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
281 |
0 |
25 |
Three religious truths - There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
178 |
0 |