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Doctor and nurse jokes
- Patient: Doctor, if
I give up
wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. ...Read the whole joke |
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- A man, seeking to lose
some of
his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I l...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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- A doctor has come to see one of
his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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- A man went to see his doctor because
he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescrib...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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- Patient (to
cosmetic surgeon):
Will it hurt me, doctor?
Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, M...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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- Doctor: Did you know
that there
are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doc...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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- A new arrival, about to enter
hospital, saw two white coated doctors
searching through the flowe...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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- Mary:
My daughter believes in
preventative medicine, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, really?
Mary:
Y...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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- What's the difference between a
surgeon and a puppy?
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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- The seven-year old girl told her mom,
"A boy in my class
asked me to play doctor."
"Oh, dear," ...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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- A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He
called a
plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, ...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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- Doctor: Have you ever had this
before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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- Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My
son, John, swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don't panic. He'...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
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- Doctor: Nurse, how is that little
girl
doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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- Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the
waiting
room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What ...Read the whole joke |
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542 |
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- A doctor and a nurse were
called
to the scene of an accident.
Doctor: We need to get these pe...Read the whole joke |
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610 |
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- Doctor: Did you take the patient's
temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
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- Three nurses went to heaven, and were
awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to ...Read the whole joke |
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575 |
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- Interns think of God, residents pray
to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God....Read the whole joke |
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615 |
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- What's the difference
between a
nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God....Read the whole joke |
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616 |
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- A nurse was
showing some student
nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most
hazardous...Read the whole joke |
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601 |
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- A doctor is going round the ward with
a nurse and they
come to the first bed where the chap is l...Read the whole joke |
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- The nurse who can smile when
things go wrong is probably going off duty....Read the whole joke |
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1478 |
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- Why did the nurse always insist on
using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Because...Read the whole joke |
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573 |
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- Did you hear about the nurse who died
and went
straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to reali...Read the whole joke |
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