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Category |
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Weather jokes - What did Santa
Claus's wife say during a
thunderstorm?
'Come and look at the rain, dear.'...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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2 |
0 - How do sheep keep warm in winter
?
Central bleating !...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
3 |
Witch jokes - What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room
service....Read the whole joke |
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199 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
her long black
hair?
She always wore long glov...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
0 |
5 |
0 - How do warty witches keep
their hair out of
place?
With scare spray....Read the whole joke |
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219 |
0 |
6 |
0 - What happened to the witch with an upside down
nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Why did the witch lose her
way?
Because
her hat was pointing in the wrong direction....Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
8 |
Women jokes - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink....Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
9 |
0 - How do you know when a
woman is about to say
something smart?
- She starts her sentence with...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
10 |
0 - How do you
fix a woman's watch?
- It
doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven....Read the whole joke |
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208 |
0 |
11 |
0 - If your dog is
barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you...Read the whole joke |
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538 |
0 |
12 |
0 - What's worse than a
Male Chauvinist Pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told....Read the whole joke |
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537 |
0 |
13 |
Zodiac jokes - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make somethi...Read the whole joke |
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1659 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Q: How
many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't
afraid of the da...Read the whole joke |
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1281 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of li...Read the whole joke |
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1336 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well, you
have to remember that eve...Read the whole joke |
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987 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Q: How many Aquarians
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be
com...Read the whole joke |
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1177 |
0 |
18 |
Yo momma jokes - Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
down the street, I asked her what she was doing, sh...Read the whole joke |
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1351 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay
attention!...Read the whole joke |
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1285 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Yo mama so poor
when I ring the doorbell
she says,"DING!"...Read the whole joke |
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1416 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Yo mama so poor your
family ate cereal
with a fork to save milk....Read the whole joke |
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1390 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Yo mama so poor she was in
K-Mart with a
box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said,
...Read the whole joke |
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1295 |
0 |
23 |
Zoo jokes - A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
24 |
0 - One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang
was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
0 |
25 |
0 - The manager of a large city
zoo was drafting a
letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his ...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |