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Rating |
1 |
Piano jokes - |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
245 |
0 |
2 |
Bach in a Minuet - |A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
614 |
0 |
3 |
Piccolo joke - |Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
615 |
0 |
4 |
That was no piccolo - |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw y...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
259 |
0 |
5 |
Saxophone jokes - |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
289 |
0 |
6 |
Trombone jokes - |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
306 |
0 |
7 |
Trumpet jokes - |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
291 |
0 |
8 |
Tuba jokes - |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
290 |
0 |
9 |
Viola jokes - |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
321 |
0 |
10 |
Fight between the musicians - |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player havin...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
589 |
0 |
11 |
Musicians on a sinking ship - |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can'...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
224 |
0 |
12 |
Make me a better musician - |There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
620 |
0 |
13 |
The insane conductor - |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
742 |
0 |
14 |
Violin jokes - |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sou...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
307 |
0 |
15 |
The autograph book - |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
289 |
0 |
16 |
Contacting a friend - |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what lif...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
331 |
0 |
17 |
Here is your punishment - |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
669 |
0 |
18 |
Vocal jokes - |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know w...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
339 |
0 |
19 |
This must be heaven - |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
806 |
0 |
20 |
The amazing conductor - |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical o...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
319 |
0 |
21 |
Arriving at Heaven - |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
3021 |
0 |
22 |
Operas that never made it - |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Sev...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
317 |
0 |
23 |
Orchestra jokes - |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
304 |
0 |
24 |
George Bernard Shaw - |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
372 |
0 |
25 |
Playing music - |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite h...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
560 |
0 |