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Beauty jokes - A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
sweets.
The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ug...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
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2 |
0 - Little Johnny and
his mother were on a
train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in
his ...Read the whole joke |
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622 |
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3 |
0 - Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and
fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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4 |
0 - Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty
?
Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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5 |
0 - Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't
pretty and wasn't ugly ?
She was pretty ugly...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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6 |
0 - She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-
they can't believe it the first time....Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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7 |
0 - Bill: My sister has lovely
long red hair
all down her back.
Will: Pity it's not on her head....Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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8 |
0 - Julie had broken off her
engagement. Her
friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was l...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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9 |
0 - Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It d...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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10 |
0 - Two teenage boys were
talking in the
classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The
br...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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11 |
0 - I can't understand why people say my
girlfriend's legs look like
matchsticks. They do look like ...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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12 |
0 - What did the really ugly man do for a living
?
He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke |
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613 |
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13 |
0 - I don't think these photographs
you've
taken do me justice.
You don't want justice - you want m...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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14 |
0 - Your ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in
the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke |
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591 |
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15 |
0 - My boyfriend thinks I'm
beautiful
Well
they do say that love is blind !...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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16 |
0 - Last night I dreamt I was
dancing with the
most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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17 |
0 - Monster: I'm so ugly.
Ghost: It's not
that bad!
Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t...Read the whole joke |
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613 |
0 |
18 |
Bed jokes - Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.
Oh, I'm all ...Read the whole joke |
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303 |
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19 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey, bug-eyed monsters
playing tiddley winks ...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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20 |
0 - Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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21 |
0 - The
hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered
bed and board, but it was
impossible to say whi...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
0 |
22 |
0 - A little
boy came downstairs crying late one
night.
"What's wrong?" asked his mother.
"Do pe...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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23 |
0 - Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
"I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"Bu...Read the whole joke |
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24 |
0 - When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
he couldn't
sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed....Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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25 |
0 - Why did the composer spend all his time in
bed?
He wrote sheet music....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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