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Baby jokes - What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What would you get if you crossed a new-born
snake
with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa....Read the whole joke |
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1183 |
0 |
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0 - What is a baby bee?
A little humbug....Read the whole joke |
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1166 |
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4 |
0 - Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-s...Read the whole joke |
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1091 |
0 |
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0 - How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She
didn't take it far enough into the woods....Read the whole joke |
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1077 |
0 |
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0 - What are baby witches
called?
Halloweenies....Read the whole joke |
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1107 |
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0 - Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Knock knock.
Who's there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
mind. just so long as he's healthy....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew:
What's wrong with the old one?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping...Read the whole joke |
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1161 |
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12 |
0 - What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of respo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to s...Read the whole joke |
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14 |
0 - It can't go on! It can't go on!
What can't
go on?
This baby's vest ? it's too small for me....Read the whole joke |
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1103 |
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15 |
0 - Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
thought babies should be pink, so she took this on...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they ma...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given y...Read the whole joke |
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708 |
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0 - Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," sai...Read the whole joke |
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1096 |
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0 - Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it's a nappy time....Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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21 |
0 - Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.
Mrs Brown: Tell ...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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0 - I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped h...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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0 - A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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0 - How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rock-et....Read the whole joke |
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304 |
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0 - Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
sister?
I'd much rather have a jelly baby....Read the whole joke |
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308 |
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