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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Men Are Like Weather - How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
2 |
Men Are Like UFOs - How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
3 |
A Well Dressed Man - What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
4 |
Real And Guilt Gifts - How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt gifts are nicer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
5 |
Commonality In Sexes - What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
6 |
Men Like Microwave Dinners - Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both eat and make love in u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
7 |
Why The Man Crossed The Road - Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because he thought he could get lai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
8 |
Macho Man - What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can't get it up, he asks the woman, 'Does th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
333 |
0 |
9 |
Man With Most Intelligence Gone - What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
10 |
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris - What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
11 |
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians - Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this...|<--------------------...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
12 |
Why Men Prefer Blondes - Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
13 |
Why Fake Orgasm - Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
14 |
Food Better Than Men - Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
15 |
Men Are Like Blenders - Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
16 |
Men and Spray Paint Alike - Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they're all over you....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
17 |
Men Are Like Popcorn - Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
18 |
Men Are Like Commercials - Why are men like commercials?You can't believe a word they say....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
19 |
After Man, God Said... - What did God say after he created man?"I can do better than this" and he made woman.But the disrupti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
289 |
0 |
20 |
Man, the Lawn Mower - Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
21 |
Women Get... - When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
22 |
In Common - What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
23 |
To Keep A Man Interested - What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
24 |
A Man is a Wasp? - How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the shower to pee....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
25 |
Men and Pigs - What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they drink....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |