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New rules for dieting! - 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1074 |
0 |
2 |
Blind deer jokes - What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?St...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1011 |
0 |
3 |
AOL/TW Merger. - Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes:T...Read the whole joke |
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1215 |
0 |
4 |
Meet me for lunch! - The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
604 |
0 |
5 |
This is so dumb - it's funny! - There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot.One ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
607 |
0 |
6 |
Hillary and Bill again! - When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must prom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
648 |
0 |
7 |
Crushed Nuts? - This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.He goes u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
2 |
8 |
10 reasons to buy a new car... - 10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of an air bag, the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
517 |
0 |
9 |
I can hear clearly now... - Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me...Read the whole joke |
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705 |
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10 |
Ladies - here's the Pefect Man! - After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He's tan!*****...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
707 |
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11 |
Sure signs that you're broke! - 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is takin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
506 |
0 |
12 |
The Missionary! - A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered that there wer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
500 |
0 |
13 |
The Mummy! - An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
515 |
0 |
14 |
Sure signs it's your last day at work. - You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you suddenly realize you just...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
915 |
0 |
15 |
Products we could do without! - Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green ey...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
521 |
0 |
16 |
More great Blonde shorties! - How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer...Read the whole joke |
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865 |
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17 |
Move your cars please. - It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the stud...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
504 |
0 |
18 |
Adam and Eve. - Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nig...Read the whole joke |
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929 |
0 |
19 |
In divorce court! - A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers an...Read the whole joke |
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479 |
0 |
20 |
Halloween funnies for kids! - Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?A. They're afraid of flying off th...Read the whole joke |
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666 |
0 |
21 |
Animal Crackers. - A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
309 |
0 |
22 |
More Church Bloopers! - Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
23 |
Oh Boy...more warning signs! - On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"(why...a duh!)O...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
298 |
0 |
24 |
Trouble at tax time! - A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on wha...Read the whole joke |
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203 |
0 |
25 |
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve! - Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |