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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Diseases - The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
604 |
0 |
2 |
Dentist - Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
608 |
0 |
3 |
Waiting Room - I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
370 |
0 |
4 |
Deodorant - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
373 |
0 |
5 |
Birth Control - An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
406 |
0 |
6 |
Jelly - I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
377 |
0 |
7 |
College - It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Servic...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
424 |
0 |
8 |
Why did the nurse go to art school? - Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
316 |
0 |
9 |
Doctor's Notes 1 - A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
333 |
0 |
10 |
Doctor's Notes 2 - At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
341 |
0 |
11 |
Doctor's Notes 3 - One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
346 |
0 |
12 |
Doctor's Notes 4 - I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
728 |
0 |
13 |
Doctor's Notes 5 - While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
721 |
0 |
14 |
Doctor's Notes 6 - I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
709 |
0 |
15 |
Doctor's Notes 7 - A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk ro...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
396 |
1.5 |
16 |
Doctor's Notes 8 - A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To c...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
398 |
0 |
17 |
The student and the teacher - This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad. So he raised his hand ...Read the whole joke |
Free Jokes |
387 |
0 |
18 |
Blind Pilots - Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and tw...Read the whole joke |
Free Jokes |
358 |
0 |
19 |
Fire Truck - A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl ne...Read the whole joke |
Free Jokes |
372 |
0 |
20 |
Mirror cross the road - Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!...Read the whole joke |
Free Jokes |
467 |
0 |
21 |
Today is my daughter's 18th birthday... - I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those pa...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
418 |
0 |
22 |
Underwear is Important! - Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWE...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
355 |
0 |
23 |
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas - Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
389 |
0 |
24 |
How to Get A Good Night Sleep - By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the ...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
709 |
0 |
25 |
Welfare - A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You ...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
339 |
0 |