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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed... - A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2285 |
0 |
2 |
Twenty men die and go to heaven... - Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate into two lines. One for a...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
160 |
0 |
3 |
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice... - Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
304 |
0 |
4 |
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500... - A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantasti...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
209 |
0 |
5 |
if at first you dont succeed... - if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
292 |
0 |
6 |
What is the penalty for bigamy? - Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
291 |
0 |
7 |
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb... - An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
294 |
0 |
8 |
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game... - A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty se...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
642 |
0 |
9 |
Breakfast was my idea - It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
272 |
0 |
10 |
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American... - A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktai...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
603 |
0 |
11 |
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman... - A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman say...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
616 |
0 |
12 |
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS - AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a w...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
297 |
0 |
13 |
A promise to keep - "But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond."...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
294 |
0 |
14 |
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo... - Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husban...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
163 |
0 |
15 |
It was their first date... - It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his h...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
279 |
0 |
16 |
A regular Friday night poker game... - A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
250 |
0 |
17 |
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks... - Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
252 |
0 |
18 |
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife... - A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
1656 |
1.5 |
19 |
A horrible curse - An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the l...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
270 |
0 |
20 |
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began... - The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of m...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
340 |
0 |
21 |
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago... - Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when h...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
315 |
0 |
22 |
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months... - I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
342 |
0 |
23 |
Job well done - A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
701 |
0 |
24 |
Groundhog Day - "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the fron...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
328 |
0 |
25 |
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen... - Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
251 |
0 |