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The same thing - A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost."...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
305 |
0 |
2 |
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal... - Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school i...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
292 |
0 |
3 |
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town... - When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope tha...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
197 |
0 |
4 |
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with... - The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
289 |
0 |
5 |
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the... - Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselve...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
204 |
0 |
6 |
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began... - A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2099 |
0 |
7 |
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily... - On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
242 |
0 |
8 |
What did God say after creating man? - What did God say after creating man? "I can do better"...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
240 |
0 |
9 |
The local priest came across Paddy who had... - The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
331 |
0 |
10 |
A fine sermon - A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he s...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2562 |
0 |
11 |
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene... - In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its cre...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
702 |
0 |
12 |
ZHow offensive is that? - How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wound...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
452 |
0 |
13 |
The priest was preparing a man... - The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
276 |
0 |
14 |
Soap dispenser - Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in the showers before theyre...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
304 |
0 |
15 |
Pastime for Passover - Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
254 |
0 |
16 |
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital... - Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary sur...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
246 |
0 |
17 |
Show him your cross - Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sight...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
908 |
0 |
18 |
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle... - The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
563 |
0 |
19 |
A priest and a lawyer are walking down... - A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2076 |
0 |
20 |
Three girls died and were brought to the gates... - Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
161 |
0 |
21 |
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to... - One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
227 |
0 |
22 |
What's the difference between acne and a priest? - Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
256 |
0 |
23 |
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says... - Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
160 |
0 |
24 |
Got a second? - God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
271 |
0 |
25 |
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport... - Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
180 |
0 |