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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Two friends were out drinking... - Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
598 |
0 |
2 |
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy... - At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2352 |
0 |
3 |
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were... - Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
256 |
0 |
4 |
The sex talk - A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
246 |
0 |
5 |
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar... - This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
623 |
0 |
6 |
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop... - Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
269 |
0 |
7 |
Warning labels - If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
301 |
0 |
8 |
A rather novel way to... - A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2531 |
2.5 |
9 |
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test... - The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
263 |
0 |
10 |
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested... - A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2145 |
0 |
11 |
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub... - One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
244 |
0 |
12 |
Out of the Greek Myths - The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
606 |
0 |
13 |
What is a breathanalyzer? - "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Wel...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
223 |
0 |
14 |
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way... - A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2399 |
0 |
15 |
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning... - There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
260 |
0 |
16 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2526 |
0 |
17 |
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut... - A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
3525 |
2.75 |
18 |
Two drunks walk into a bar... - Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
282 |
0 |
19 |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down... - A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2162 |
2.5 |
20 |
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk... - There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
278 |
2.5 |
21 |
Clearing it - A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
290 |
0 |
22 |
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and... - A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2505 |
0 |
23 |
How can you tell? - "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
257 |
0 |
24 |
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? - What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid me...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
283 |
0 |
25 |
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY - "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2486 |
0 |